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Jesters do often prove prophets.
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Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing...
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Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
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In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
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Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes...
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Give me an incubator or give me death!
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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...