Quote #3929
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #4124
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Quote #26113
It is as impossible for man to demonstrate the existence of God as it...
Quote #29671
I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #32931
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #4408
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Quote #28302
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Quote #7024
Bad mind, bad heart. (Mals Mens, Malus Animus)