Quote #32771
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #27995
Last Monday a string of amendments were presented to the lower House these altogether...
Quote #16555
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
Quote #32382
If all the world’s a stage, then where is the audience sitting
Quote #4182
Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine...
Quote #23284
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #6619
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
Quote #2295
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.