Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #10202
Parents can only advise their children or point them in the right direction. Ultimately...
Quote #30668
We have no right to assume that any physical laws exist, or if they...
Quote #12473
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
Quote #21200
Many secrets of art and nature are thought by the unlearned to be magical.
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #15905
For want of self-restraint many men are engaged all their lives in fighting with...
Quote #20391
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let...