Quote #7687
Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
Quote #21616
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
Quote #3064
A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
Quote #32236
The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none. Recognizing our limitations...
Quote #17513
Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men...
Quote #16816
I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for...
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #1017
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all...
Quote #32318
If you love someone, put their name in a circle because hearts can be...
Quote #1
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.