Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #29786
We are not the same persons this year as last nor are those we...
Quote #13480
Nothing happens unless first a dream.
Quote #10148
Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would...
Quote #11363
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #14136
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his...
Quote #9378
I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Quote #23256
God is Love — I dare say. But what a mischievous devil Love is
Quote #23034
When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask,...
Quote #25267
But groundless hope, like unconditional love, is the only kind worth having.