Quote #13021
I give myself, sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
Quote #3949
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...
Quote #28387
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #3280
Love is so much better when you are not married.
Quote #21937
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what...
Quote #8140
The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only...
Quote #7452
Learn to limit yourself, to content yourself with some definite thing, and some definite...
Quote #7765
Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.
Quote #28480
Away back in that time-in 1492-there was a man by the name of Columbus...