Quote #8461
Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use.
Quote #24778
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
Quote #16020
If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as...
Quote #19839
It is natural for a man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #23115
Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
Quote #2221
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to...
Quote #19857
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...