Quote #2380
Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
Quote #11064
Politics is the science of getting more power than anyone deserves to have.
Quote #17019
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #33670
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Quote #14470
People are the common denominator of progress. So… no improvement is possible with unimproved...
Quote #22558
I’m not addicted to nicotine, so why do I have to participate in your...
Quote #17211
The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl...
Quote #5969
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #29897
The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there...
Quote #21579
There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...