Quote #811
Everything you can imagine is real.
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All’s fair in love and war.
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #17335
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...
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The wicked leader is he who the people despise. The good leader is he...
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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how...
Quote #32408
Plan like you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow.
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.