Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #10191
Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is...
Quote #6040
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #27548
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
Quote #2446
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
Quote #9841
Tell me where I can escape death: discover for me the country, show me...
Quote #11280
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
Quote #19171
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #32997
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
Quote #29073
Ardeat ipsa licet, tormentia gaudet amantis. (Though she may herself burn, she delights in...