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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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And then, the unspeakable purity and freshness of the air! There was just enough...
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Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the...
Quote #2594
Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain...
Quote #32939
Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for...
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads...
Quote #15851
Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one...
Quote #22921
Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then...
Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #28306
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...