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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
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You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.
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No man is so perfect, so necessary to his friends, as to give them...
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The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears.
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There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
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Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
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We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
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High thoughts must have high language.
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...