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The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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No man enjoys the true taste of life, but he who is ready and...
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
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Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
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It is said that the camera cannot lie, but rarely do we allow it...
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I love the United States, but I see here everything is measured by success,...
Quote #30057
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
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The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as...
Quote #17062
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . ....