Quote #31343
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
Quote #34110
Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.
Quote #17662
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
Quote #19606
Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
Quote #2756
A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
Quote #3142
Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father...
Quote #18385
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Quote #14407
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
Quote #27814
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #33490
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.