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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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Change is the law of life; and those who look only to the past...
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Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile...
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
Quote #3591
What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives travelling...
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children now I...
Quote #3337
Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.
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What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care...
Quote #19962
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed,...