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If you don’t know what to do, call the media and at least give...
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No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
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Acts of injustice done Between the setting and the rising sun In history lie...
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Now we are all sons of bitches.
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The Knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him.
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Speaking generally, punishment hardens and numbs, it produces obstinacy, it sharpens the sense of...
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Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...