Quote #474
No more tears now; I will think about revenge.
Quote #2744
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Quote #32147
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #21852
There comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that...
Quote #8466
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
Quote #31054
Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for...
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #220
All marriages are mixed marriages.
Quote #26976
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by...
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...