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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree...
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Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
Quote #18939
To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.
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One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
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When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #19568
He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.