Quote #19496
America is a country that doesn’t know where it is going but is determined...
Quote #3016
If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.
Quote #18164
A good friend is my nearest relation.
Quote #19927
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #25463
There is no time like the pleasant.
Quote #19204
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Quote #14446
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Quote #28106
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only stranger than we suppose,...
Quote #21778
Never let people see the bottom of your purse or of your mind.