Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #5537
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is wasted.
Quote #24993
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Quote #2971
Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.
Quote #30695
Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Quote #33860
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980′s.
Quote #2871
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Quote #25819
Being rich is having money being wealthy is having time.
Quote #26360
Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have...