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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
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Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom.
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Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it...
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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
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New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately...
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As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
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Money doesn’t always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...