Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #11073
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Quote #9593
Every pursuit is great when greatly pursued.
Quote #34365
I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have...
Quote #698
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney...
Quote #33740
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #32569
Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I...
Quote #30067
I don’t like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a...
Quote #21233
Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...