Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #28359
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Quote #21272
For target shooting, that’s okay. Get a license and go to the range. For...
Quote #2920
The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to...
Quote #19660
Many men die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five.
Quote #33975
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #30581
If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be...
Quote #10301
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in...
Quote #30281
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...