Quote #30193
I’m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me.
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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
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My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
Quote #2138
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to...
Quote #10926
Mental toughness is essential to success.
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world...
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A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
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Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.
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Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have...
Quote #15859
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods...