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Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
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I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...
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A tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only...
Quote #32488
Antonym, n. The opposite of the word you’re trying to think of.
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain as he is....
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I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult...
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He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will change...
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction...
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.