Quote #25669
If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along...
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An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
Quote #2267
Courage is being scared to death – but saddling up anyway.
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Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
Quote #27439
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #29291
Sometimes the world seemed to come with subtitles, like a foreign film. So help...
Quote #24817
Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #24697
Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds...