Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #1141
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Quote #30786
Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
Quote #11553
“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes...
Quote #9158
Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but...
Quote #2251
Wit is educated insolence.
Quote #23823
We can learn even from our enemies.
Quote #7848
Either define the moment or the moment will define you.
Quote #20027
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.