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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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Biography lends to death a new terror.
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When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
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When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at...
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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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By ignorance is pride increased; those must assume who know the least.
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Few great men could pass Personnel.
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I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
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A prudent question is one half of wisdom.
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A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.