Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #11921
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #2611
A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but...
Quote #12966
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and...
Quote #24511
Building castles in the air, and making yourself a laughing-stock.
Quote #6010
And now there is merely silence, silence, silence, saying all we did not know.
Quote #33756
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having...
Quote #28624
Nature is wont to hide herself.