Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
Quote #7783
I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any...
Quote #23437
Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized...
Quote #16999
Trust men and they will be true to you treat them greatly, and they...
Quote #24965
Reconciliation should be accompanied by justice, otherwise it will not last. While we all...
Quote #14666
Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
Quote #26897
I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
Quote #34247
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Quote #18157
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.