Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #28895
You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.
Quote #5244
And the wild regrets, and the bloody sweats, None knew so well as I:...
Quote #10423
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...
Quote #4296
Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #4585
It is only the ignorant who despise education.
Quote #25763
Nurture an appetite for being puzzled, for being confused, indeed for being openly stupid,...
Quote #13173
The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock,...
Quote #25024
There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...