Quote #14031
The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
Quote #31722
Begin somewhere you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
Quote #31621
A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built...
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #33614
Be neither too remote nor too familiar.
Quote #8834
The best mirror is an old friend.
Quote #34082
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #19520
Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #4767
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...