Quote #936
The universe is made of stories, not atoms.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #18881
…Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are...
Quote #8984
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.
Quote #7807
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
Quote #7102
That cannot be safe which is not honourable.
Quote #31920
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide...
Quote #24578
Happiness is the only sanction of life where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #13293
Happiness is a way of praying.
Quote #16947
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.