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Why yes – a bulletproof vest.
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There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
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Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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How tranquil is a coral tomb, and may the heavens grant that my companions...
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
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He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from...
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Drama is imagination limited by logic. Mathematics is logic limited by imagination.
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Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #13337
The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word...