Quote #8249
The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #10162
It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since...
Quote #10556
“How long does getting thin take?” Pooh asked anxiously.
Quote #9742
The best holistic remedy for high blood pressure is a purring cat on your...
Quote #5870
It behooves every man to remember that the work of the critic, is of...
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #27705
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Quote #9039
There are certain themes of which the interest is all-absorbing, but which are too...
Quote #23026
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.