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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
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The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...
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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
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Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight always try to be...
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
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No life that breathes with human breath Has ever truly longed for death.
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He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes he who does...
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The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has...
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I belong to an ancient, idle, wild, and useless tribe… I am a storyteller.
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Ours is a world where people don’t know what they want and are willing...