Quote #18910
Nurture your mind with great thoughts.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #30190
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Quote #23354
Some of your countrymen were unable to distinguish between their native dislike for war...
Quote #23674
Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
Quote #12957
People come up to me and say, “Emo, do people really come up to...
Quote #22847
We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with....
Quote #462
Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #27271
A good deal happens in a man’s life that he isn’t responsible for. Fortunate...