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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
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A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it...
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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
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Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
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The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder...
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Anger is never without a reason but seldom a good one.
Quote #30489
Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.
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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
Quote #13086
Nice guys finish last.