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Good place to put things–cellars.
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Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
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The great art of giving consists in this the gift should cost very little...
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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy...
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance...
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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day...
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If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of...