Quote #2751
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #1883
Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
Quote #12871
Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. Blessed are you...
Quote #28852
Contests allow no excuses, no more do friendships.
Quote #22710
I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be...
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #18989
Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
Quote #29374
If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If...
Quote #16914
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will...
Quote #28279
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...