Quote #24836
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Quote #16209
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #10186
I violated the Noah rule: Predicting rain doesn?t count; building arks does.
Quote #17672
On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
Quote #4295
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a...
Quote #7028
It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities.
Quote #27583
For long you live and high you fly, For smiles you give and tears...
Quote #26187
You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #11510
Sleep… Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death….