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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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Even with the best of maps and instruments, we can never fully chart our...
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No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Only amateurs say that they write for their own amusement. Writing is not an...
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A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual...
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Hope is a waking dream.
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Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you...
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An actor is a sculptor who carves in snow.
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If this world affords true happiness, it is to be found in a home...