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No man is allowed to be a judge in his own cause, because his...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead...
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The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
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Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
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I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold...
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The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Quote #12723
For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.
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The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #15950
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations...