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He who falls in love with himself, will have no rivals.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
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Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
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Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
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A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you;...
Quote #1487
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
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The knife of corruption endangered the life of New York City. The scalpel of...
Quote #33218
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...