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Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope – a slight change, and all patterns alter.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
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The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since...
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Do not turn back when you are just at the goal.
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Do one thing every day that scares you.
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In order to be utterly happy the only thing necessary is to refrain from...