Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #2308
Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.
Quote #31942
Love can never give too much, But those of us who love Can give...
Quote #4911
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Quote #28189
I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...
Quote #26839
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or...
Quote #647
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Quote #7428
Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of...
Quote #24542
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #5612
Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves.