Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #16782
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in...
Quote #15899
Science when well-digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
Quote #34546
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...
Quote #8626
A child is not likely to find a father in God unless he finds...
Quote #19172
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Quote #3862
Your first appearance, he said to me, is the gauge by which you will...
Quote #6099
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Quote #9358
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror...