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This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized...
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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205. A greedy man will always find himself in the shackles of humility.
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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer...
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Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country.
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Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual...
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I thought I loved him, but I really just needed him. There was so...
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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
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If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...