Steven Wright Quote #7851 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28412 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I don’t say that the bird is ‘good’ or the bat is ‘bad.’ But...
Author Unknown Quote #15438 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Life is too short to be taken seriously.
Bible Quote #24361 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried, he shall...
Real Live Preacher Quote #34585 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire Quote #32660 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The first who was king was a fortunate soldier Who serves his country well...
Terry Pratchett, Jingo Quote #13120 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful...
Douglas Noel Adams Quote #24627 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...
(Anon.) Quote #19183 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...